Monday, August 15, 2011

WHAT is YOUR DREAM JOB

The perfect wife (Pictures included)
          Treasure Hunter                                         Food Critic
                                                              Fantasy Story Book Reader
Maze Drawer ( His example maze, gave me a headache just looking at it. Showed us how to make an easy maze. I failed.)                               
  Scuba Diver          Tour Guide       Boy Band Manger

Marijuana tester. "I will harvest it, smoke it and sell it. so I can be high all day" 


Golfer. "Like Tiger Woods, but with not so many wives."
                                                    (Honey, they were not all his wives.)


-Photographer "I might not be your best employee you ever have but I will not disappoint you" (Leave that line out on your resume Best.)


Party Planner "Jungle theme. Dark. No clothes. Alcohol. But no sex. Then move to beach area"   (No comment from me, her classmates said that was well, uh going to be a hard)

"My friends think I should be a porn star. I think I want to be an air hostess. I really like the heels they wear. Well, ok maybe I will just be a party planner"
  (I told her to find a way to bring a little  
                  something from each job and see what she can come up with...)

Bomb Squad Guy
Tattoo Artist ( I challenged her to draw me one and if I liked it I would get it before I left Thailand. sorry mom.)

Water Slide Tester "Because I could go to water parks all over the world and test speed and fun" (GENIUS)

Ice Cream and Cake tester "My friends all hate me because I can eat as much as I want and don't get fat" (This girl is tiny. Bless your metabolism while you have it sister)

Cover Band Member                  SpY                      fortune teller           Fisherman
Movie ticket collector "So I can see all the movies for free"

"The Rocks" daughter. Not sure how this is a dream job but her references on her resume were "The Rock, my father and Vin Diesel"

Zombie huNTer
 "I have a 3 pack." 
"I think you mean 6 pack?" 
"nope...I have some fat."
BED TESTER (again..great idea. whose job is it to test beds anyway!?!?)     

white ant control aka termite killer "Asprin, Potassium, Cyanide and Marijuana is the mixture of ingredients that kills them" ( Leave out the cyanide, sounds like a hangover killer? maybe?)


farmer. "I do not want to work with people.


Cockroach feeder "That way they eat their own food!



TEDDY BEAR CARE TAKER "I have an understanding of Teddy Bears. I am a real fashionesta. I know what is in and out for teddy bears"
astronaut         doggie spa owner     financial planner   
sports car designer                   mind reader
 Life Planner "without a plan, many of your dreams will only be dreams"



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