This story. Made me laugh out loud alllll the way in Thailand. While gchatting it up on this wonderful Tuesday Evening. True story. Funny story. I would like to share with you all.......and for my records.
“For my interesting life…..
I threw my bff a party on Saturday, and I got so hammered I ended up with a hotdog suit on, dancing alone with a vacuum cleaner and a sequin cowboy hat. Then I had a cane and was scat dancing for some of the people there.
me= creeper
I need to learn how to dance like a normal person…without strange props. Boyfriend said it was interpretive dance, which is never a good thing!!
Then I grabbed a pizza cutter and cornered my girlfriends new bf, and told him if he hurt her I would gut him like a fish my man walked up and showed the guy his cancer scar, and implied that I did it to him with a pizza cutter too, and told him not to get on my bad side.”
Wow- This girl is crazy! I need to hang out with her!
ReplyDeleteI love our Brit Brit!! Life would be so boring with out her!
ReplyDeleteI mean! I want to be more and more like this girl. In a few....well lots of months. I demand a wig, wine, ice cream sunday social, dance party....we will start at noon and run around chicago like we own the place. Deal? oh all these things rolled into one day. one epic sunday. fantastic spring break voices and all. ok? thanks. love you both...like even more then my gym boyfriend with tats all over and my possible future step child. ah hahah
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