Life Lessons

1. Today I learned that you can buy a baby flying squirrel and keep it as pet. In fact my student brought it to class today. I let it crawl all over me.....I have  a picture on one of my students phone but if they never email it to me I have a back up plan. You guys have got to see this thing.

2. I can make videos of myself using my new and improved computer. So you better believe when I am not in the mood for typing I will be leaving blog messages. (this is where my back up plan is coming in handy for wed. I asked him to bring his little pet back so I hope to have some live coverage of Rachel's basic convo class turned to zoology.) I also plan on bribing my class tomorrow afternoon for high marks if they get in the Christmas Spirit and do some song and dance.  Who know I might go from blogger to movie maker.

3. These would be more like life quotes then life lessons. I had my students put on skits today. The theme was to use more laid back ways of saying hello and good bye.
hey, Sup, wazzzzz up, howdy, hows it goin, holler..................see ya later alligator, after while crocodile, see ya, peace, peace out, rock and roll, catch ya later.  Anything in between was up to to them. We had going to the club skits, sky diving skits, girls fighting for attention from dude skits, stressed out midterm student skits....and the lets see who can loose the most weight first skit. This group used post-its with motivational get skinny quotes. I am going to share some of them with you. exactly how they wrote them........

Rish, fatty foods are like destiny: they too shape our ends
Bigger snack mean bigger slack
I heart diet
God PLS!!!!!(heart shape) hope me THIN
drink 8 glasses water per day
Don't EAT!!!!!!! to MUCH
Eat to live NOT live to eat
JUNK FOODS PLS...GO TO HELL
STOP!!!!!!! eating after 6PM
Candy get out
Don't dig your grave with your own knife n fork

SOOOOOOOOO some of of these are a little harsh EH? Mind you there is a scale outside most 7/11's and Family Marts (pretty much a 7/11) they are on every corner out here.....anyways thought these were pretty interesting and entertaining. So I guess if blogging and movie making doesn't work out for me I can always become a flying squirrel trainer and/or I can always collect information from the Thai girls and write some weight-loss motivational books. See where life takes me ya know?!?!