sorry teacher I had to poo poo

A lady walks around and watches our class for us while we take a bathroom break. Here is how exciting mine was.


This girl from my test room was coming out of the stall and I asked if she had any tissue and she said. "Sorry teacher....I had to poo poo"....then started explaining to me what she ate yesterday to make her have to take a poo poo during the final. I think she thought I was trying to bust her for cheating. Kids do that here. They go to the bathroom where they have hidden notes or they try to use their phones in the stall. I just needed some tissue...I don't want to use the ass water gun!!!!! Remember when they don't put toilet paper in the bathrooms here in Thailand!? 


So there is my only proctoring story for the day. Some of the other teachers have kids passed out....I mean kids, these are your FINALS! wake up!!!


Oh wait, I did do a little dance for A. Zach!  I tried to get him to smile cause he looked like he was going to kill someone as I was walking by his room. Instead of a smile I got a wink. Mission accomplished. Then I got embarrassed because 2 of the students were looking at me.....no dancing during finals A. Rachel!


"I was going up to this girl, thinking I was going to bust her for cheating. To find out, she was just passed out"
"I am seriously jealous of the kid sleeping through(and thus failing) his stats final....new low?"
"They must have heard about my reputation as a cold-blooded cheater hunter"
"riddle me this what do you do when a student is weeping?"
"No more drinking and proctoring"...."speaking of does anyone have a Leo I can borrow for the next hour and a half"