midterms

I sit here....I have a beat up Velvet Revolver  t-shirt on I stole from a boyfriend in college....my sweats...a cup of black tea...my comforter wrapped around me... my AC cranked up... a mixture of music coming out of my computer, my ghat up talking to Jaclyn between tests as she is at work in Chicago... I also talked to my mother on skype.....have been playing on facebook every few minutes.....but really I am sitting here with intention to grade midterms. It is taking me much longer then it should....look at all my distractions!!!  To make matters worse I feel the need to share some of the answers I have gotten thus far...........pushing the last 3 from tonights "get done" pile off just a little longer......

On "finish the story in your own way".......one kid ends his paragraph like this.........

So then I went up to the two guys. I punched them then I whispered in their ears. You are a pussy.

On "how to graduate from the University with a good GPA"....a different student adds into his final paragraph...

You should not go to the party because if you go, you must drink to much so you will hang. 

I think he means you MIGHT drink to much and you will be HUNGover.....I gave him good marks for content but low marks for grammar.