These things that were said this weekend made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. I had to put them somewhere so I can read them and remember the crazy weekend in Manila. I will be posting the WHOLE weekend with full details soon.
"So do you know what time the sun comes out"
"It is cloudy today sir. Not sure....."
"Yes. ok. but what time......."
"Free wine and cookies all day. I am never leaving."
"So they are called wang-wangs. They are like rufies. But not."
"What your saying is...I got hit on by a pornstar
"YES."
"The girl with the glasses propositioned us."
"BOTH of us?"
"Yeah....they are open till 6AM if we change our mind"
"perfect"
"I really have to puke. But I don't wana loose the xanie I just took......"
"good call"
"I took a rain shower last night"
"WE TOOK A RAIN SHOWER?!??!?!"
"No you were passed out in the bathtub"
"What do you do for a living"
"I shoot people in the face"
"The ugliest baby in the world. Like her uterus threw up."
"Who are the homies?
"You are the homies."
"oohhhhhhhhhh.....yeah. right. ok ."
"Rachel...from Canada"
"We thought you guys were Germans."
hahaha like her uterus threw up
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