YOU CAN SKIP THIS POST UNLESS YOU ARE BRIAN AND OR ERIN...just a story we want to remember...it won't make much sense...or probably be funny but I had to write it down...
Once upon a time.....
There were three friends. They were all skyping their family on Christmas Morning. They had all been out the night before. 1st friend slept on the bed, 2nd friend slept on a mattress with mystery brown spots and a towel laid out across it, the 3rd friend slept on a very dirty mattress pulled in from a dark stairwell. There is a good chance the 3rd friend got scabies from this mattress. He also had to use an airplane pillow...you think it would have been the worst Christmas Eve sleep of his life...but friend 1 caught him laughing in his sleep.....
Back to Christmas morning skype....
Friend 1- This girl is just a reck. She is laughing, she is crying, and she keeps talking to all these family members who are having the time of their life! I mean for real...she keeps saying hi to new people on the computer....and every single person she sees she is sooooo excited to see.....
Friend 2- Just a beautiful skype session....sweet, merry, jolly...just like the girl herself
Friend 3- Skyping with Gramps, aunts and uncles...parents and bros are not there...
"Where are you...this place looks different from where you have skyped before"
*all you can see is a chair with a dress thrown over it and the bed....*
"Oh, just at a friends....yeah crashed here last night downtown cause we are all going to brunch today"
"ohhhhhhhh....Ok"
Enter Friend 1: "**** *****" (just a funny saying that we will ear muff for the younger blog readers) As she crashes onto bed for a cat nap before brunch...cause she ain't getting on no scabies or mystery brown mattress.....
The whole scene just looks bad. The skype session ends.... awkwardly. All 3 friends...laugh...get ready for brunch...and on with Christmas they go.
Then one night at Trivia.... we decided this was a great story. We were curled over laughing.....sooo if you read the story...sorry for wasting your time....and it probably is not funny or even makes much sense.....it is more so when the 3 friends look back at this Christmas memory we have an exact detailed account of what happened.
That is all for now......
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