December and Bucket Lists

1st topic of conversation it is December??!!?!?!??!  ARAIWA!?!?!?!? (pronounced...Allly waaaa") which translates to HUH? WHAT? I DON'T KNOW!!???

This is a common answer students say or whisper under their breath when they have NO CLUE what I am asking them or talking about. So I say this because I can not believe it is DECEMBER 1st. Not to rub it in to you cute kids in the states...but it feels like mid Augest over here. I keep getting ready to celebrate my birthday then I remember its December. ARAIWA!!

Today we talked about bucket lists in the basic classes. Answers worth sharing.........

I want to shave my head and look like a skin head
I want to Graduate from the University
I want to smoke. (I asked...."smoke what?" Bong responded, "I want to smoke a cigarette. My doctor said I could not smoke...but all my friends look so happy after they done smoke. So I want to smoke before die.") I thought maybe he wanted to smoke something else....due to his nickname, Bong. Cheese and Rice I can't make this s*%* up.
I want to light fireworks off into the sky
I want to fall in love
I want to go to the moon
I want my mom to give me money so I can travel around the world
I want to climb Mt. Everest
I want to go to a forest and fight a bear
I want to go to Lady Ga Ga concert
I want to feed a gorilla because they are big and cute
I want to buy a plane
We want to eat an elephant
We want to swim across the Pacific Ocean
We want to crazy dance in the Center of BKK
I want to rob a bank with 4 teammates
I want to sky dive
I want to kick someone
I want to fly an airplane
I want to see the world cup 2014

As entertaining as some of these answers were I also wanted them TO EXPLAIN how they planned on doing this. My lesson crashed and burned....everyone had a very hard time doing this. I tried. Some of them tried. Some of them just said  ARAIWA!?!?!?!?